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Lipstick 'n Boots has two extensive planners that will assist the bride and groom in creating a memorable wedding and honeymoon on a tight budget.

The Planning Phase

Before you launch out into the deep water take a few special and very important moments to float some ideas past your intended....

The Wedding Planner - Plan #1 - How to plan a simple, formal, elegant wedding and honeymoon for fifty guests for about $300.

The Wedding Planner - Plan #2- Debra and Kevin are our fictitious second couple. They were engaged on Valentine's Day and have opted for a Spring wedding in April.

Their wedding date is set for a Thursday evening and invitations for fifty guests have been sent....

 

 

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3 Pigs Cry Wolf - Sue Beaver

Two out of three brothers have filed a lawsuit against I.M. Beaver for inferior house design, alleging that a local wolf blew their structures to smithereens in a matter of seconds.  

Pig One claims that I.M. Beaver recommended a hay roof, hay walls and a hay loft in what was once a three bedroom, two bath country home. Pig One said that his house was first attacked by a pregnant cow belonging to a neighboring farmer...

Ageing Humor  

Recent studies indicate that the older one grows, the higher the risk for death.  For example, a 52 year old Dick Wheeler faces a lower risk of death than a 102 Dick Wheeler. Who would have thunk it?

Ballet Sidewinder

An incident at the local ballet school has tutu's wagging from one end of town to the other. Lipstick 'n Boots Tickle Feather garnered this exclusive story which you will only find at this website...

Billy the Hillbilly Captures Bigfoot...Almost

Lipstick 'n Boots Tickle Feather story begins in Little Rock, Arkansas where Billy the hillbilly was visiting a traveling wax museum. Billy was stunned as he sighted what he assumed to be Bigfoot decked out in full gear standing proud and tall inside one of the displays...

Chickens Fork Over Fortune to Preying Vultures

Lipstick 'n Boots Tickle Feather has uncovered a 'cheep' scam that has millions of chickens crying 'oh cluck'.

Apparently, chickens were approached by feathered friends and promised that they could learn how to fly with the eagles in a few short weeks. The cost - cheap-cheap...

Diamond Mime

The town of Westchester can rest much better tonight as the case of the Missing Diamond has been cracked...

Driving Me Insane

Studies suggest that drivers over 65 may pose more risk to the driving populous than teens while the US government proposes social security should begin at ripe old age of 72....

Framed in Fame - Crazy Horse on the Loose

A crazed horse has been reported to be on the loose in Cimmaron City. Until the horse can be 'reined' into custody, all residents in the area are under alert until further notice. Police advise residents to remain indoors at night as well as the following: pets, apples and mother-in-laws...

 

From the Mouth of Wolf

Wolf cries 'unfair' while the rabbit community fervently disagrees. 

Our story unfolds in Farmer Tucker's garden where Wolf was sighted eating Buster Bunny...

Just Ducky

A local tire-maker, whom Lipstick 'n Boots Tickle Feather will identify as 'Mitch' was reported to have created a major scene at the city swimming pool last Saturday night...

Kate Picks a Husband

The results of the high profiled television show 'Kate Picks a Husband' have been tabulated....

Kung Fu

Kung Fu was perhaps responsible for the decline of the grasshopper population. Remember that famous challenge, “When you can snatch the grasshopper from my hand, you will be ready”?  All that snatching wasn’t a healthy thing for grasshoppers. Accidents do happen...

Monkey Man at Zoo Identified as Organ Grinder

Lipstick 'n Boots Tickle Feather has learned the whereabouts of music man, Jack Downerzephinfire in a late breaking story.  Jack went missing about five months ago and it appears that he has turned up at the local zoo where he has been impersonating a monkey....

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Official Food Pyramid for Dogs

Just released is the updated Food Pyramid for Dogs based on a survey involving canines living in backyards, junk yards, countryside's and apartments....

Political Jive Turkey

Democrat? Republican? Independent? Tea Party? What? Huh? I dunno anymore!! Frankly, as far as we're concerned, the whole darn system's broken. Keeping that in mind, we'll keep our Political Commentaries as non-partisan as possible. After all, as a voter it's your decision and your decision alone...

Smoky Bears Battle Four Winds

Two bears roasting their franks in Central Park late Saturday afternoon have given new meaning to Smoky Bears.

Teddy, looking a young twenty-two, started the fiasco when he added the fatty franks rather than the extra lean franks to the grill - the grill igniting into an inferno....

The Climber

A local man was sighted on Saturday climbing a town monument, a replica of a giant tiki torch. All was well until the climber reached the top of the tiki torch and it was suddenly set off by the automatic timer...

The Swimmer

Delores P. Fishbottoms got the scare of her life on All Hallow's Eve. Delores decided to take a swim as the weather was unseasonably warm for this pre-November day....

Tin Soldiers Go On Warpath

Ten tin soldiers surprised everyone at the North Pole today when they marched off the job in protest of long hours without pay and being forced to hear elves sing from sun-up to sundown. Furthermore, they have obtained an attorney and plan to file a class action lawsuit....

 

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